Spring jokes: funny springtime jokes, puns and riddles for adults

Spring is easy to joke about because everyone lives through the same things: a first warm day that sends half the town outside, a rain that won't stop and a garden that wants something every Saturday. Here are funny spring jokes for adults, then spring puns, spring dad jokes and riddles, flower jokes and rain jokes, with a few jokes for March, April and May at the end. They are clean enough for work and for a friend under a shared umbrella. Say the last line slowly.

An example: Karim and Leo had planned a long walk on the first sunny Sunday in April. They were halfway along the tulip beds in the park when the sky went gray and a shower came down out of nowhere. Karim had the only umbrella, a small blue one, so the two of them squeezed under it on the path, shoulder to shoulder. Karim looked at the rain, then at the tulips, and said with a perfectly straight face, "Don't worry about them. They booked this weeks ago." Leo laughed so hard he bent forward and held his stomach, and his shoulder knocked the umbrella sideways. Rain ran down both their collars. They stood in the puddles and laughed until the shower passed and the sun came back out.

Funny spring jokes for adults

Save these for the first warm afternoon, when everyone is outside and in a good mood.

• "You know it's spring when your neighbor starts mowing at seven on a Saturday morning. By eight the whole street is mowing so nobody looks lazy."
• "In spring the birds start singing at four thirty in the morning. Nobody asked them to, and nobody knows how to make them stop."
• "Spring is when you open a window for some fresh air and let in one bee, who then lives in your kitchen until June."
• "On the first warm day, half the street is in shorts and the other half still has a heavy coat zipped to the chin. Each half is sure the other one is wrong."
• "I made a plan for the garden this spring. The garden made other plans."
• "The days get longer in spring, which is great news for the rain. It gets more time to work."

When the leaves start to turn again, fall jokes picks up the year with puns about rakes, sweaters and pumpkins.

Spring puns and springtime puns

A spring pun works best dropped into a normal sentence, so the other person needs a second to catch it.

• "I'm off to plant the beans. Seed you later."
• "I orchid you not, the tulips came up overnight."
• "Thyme flies when you're out in the garden."
• "It's only a little rain. Romaine calm."
• "Look at that sky. We were mint to be outside today."
• "Whatever you plant this spring, I'm rooting for it."
• "Don't beet yourself up if half the seeds never come up."

Spring dad jokes

A good dad joke needs a pause before the answer and a proud face after it.

• "What season is it when you're on a trampoline? Spring time."
• "Why did the gardener plant a light bulb? He wanted to grow a power plant."
• "How do bees get to work? They take the buzz."
• "Why are frogs so happy in spring? They eat whatever bugs them."
• "Why was the gardener so calm? He'd found his inner peas."
• "What's the difference between weather and climate? You can't weather a tree, but you can climate."

If the groan is your favorite part, bad jokes has plenty more to groan at.

Spring riddles

Riddles give the other person a chance to guess, so leave a real pause before the answer.

• "What goes up when the rain comes down? An umbrella."
• "I fly without wings and cry without eyes. What am I? A rain cloud."
• "What opens every morning, closes every night and never needs a key? A tulip."
• "What has a bed but never sleeps, and a mouth but never eats? A river."
• "Where do frogs leave their coats in spring? In the croakroom."

For answers that make the whole room roll its eyes, stupid jokes has a long list.

Flower jokes

Flower jokes suit a walk past someone's front garden, or a vase on the table.

• "What did the big flower say to the little flower? 'Hi, bud.'"
• "Why couldn't the flower ride its bike? It lost its petals."
• "Why was the rose so good at its job? It always rose to the occasion."
• "Why are sunflowers so cheerful? They spend the whole day looking on the bright side."
• "Our tree stands in the yard all year and nobody looks at it. Then it blossoms for one week and suddenly it has fans."

Rain jokes and rainy day jokes

Spring rain comes and goes all day, so keep these ready for the porch, the doorway and the bus stop.

• "How do you know it's been raining cats and dogs? You step in a poodle."
• "What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis."
• "What did the puddle say to the rain? 'Drop in anytime.'"
• "My umbrella and I have an arrangement. I carry it all week, and it stays home on the one day it rains."
• "Spring rain is the only kind that says sorry. Half an hour later the sun is out as if nothing happened."
• "Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy rain stops, let's go for that walk."

March, April and May jokes

Each spring month has its own weather, and its own jokes to go with it.

March jokes and March puns

• "Can February march? No, but April may."
• "Why is March always so tired? It's been marching for 31 days."
• "March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. In between, it's mostly a very damp sheep."
• "What do you call a spring day with sun, rain and hail in the same hour? The middle of March."
• "The clocks went forward last night and took an hour of my sleep with them. If anyone finds it, I'd like it back."

Where March still means snow, winter jokes has the season you're actually in.

April jokes for the showers

• "April showers bring May flowers, and a lot of soggy shoes in between."
• "Why did the April rain cloud get a gold star at work? It didn't miss a single day."
• "Why are April clouds so bad at keeping secrets? Sooner or later they let it all pour out."

May jokes and May Day jokes

• "What do you call a bee born in May? A maybe."
• "Why do pilots get nervous on the first of May? Every time someone says 'May Day,' they reach for the radio."
• "May is when the garden finally does everything you asked for in March, all at once, on the one weekend you're away."
• "Knock, knock. Who's there? Sunny. Sunny who? Sunny-thing tells me it's finally May."

When rain cancels the day a friend planned

Every group has a planner. They pick the trail, pack lunch for everyone and check the forecast all week. Then the morning comes, and it pours. That friend is disappointed already, so the joke has to be about the weather and never about them. A line like "The rain must have heard about your plan and wanted to come along" teases the clouds and lets your friend laugh too. Skip anything like "Should have checked the forecast," because they did, every single day.

Then help them make something of the day. Eat the packed lunch on the living room floor with the window open to the rain, and put the walk back on the calendar for the next dry weekend. When that weekend comes, spring activities for adults has more ideas for it.

Which spring joke each type tells first

Some people joke about the first warm day because they're already out in it. Others joke about the rain from a dry seat by the window, with a cup of tea in hand. Here are eight of the 16 types and the spring joke each tends to reach for:

• Vitalizer is out on the first warm afternoon with half the neighbors and jokes that the lawn mowers are the band.
• Analyst stays in with the forecast open and jokes that the rain hasn't missed a day since March.
• Mentor stays in with the friend whose walk got rained out and has them laughing about the clouds before the kettle boils.
• Commander goes out anyway and jokes that a little rain is just the weather checking who's serious.
• Diplomat is first in the park on the warm day, already in shorts, and the joke about the people still in heavy coats is theirs.
• Entrepreneur is out early and jokes that the birds at four thirty are the only ones who start work before them.
• Counselor watches the rain from the window and tells the gentle joke about the tulips that booked it weeks ago.
• Craftsman stays in to fix the broken umbrella and jokes that it only ever breaks on the one day it's needed.

Type theory sketches loose tendencies, and plenty of rain jokers end up out in the sun by the afternoon. Enjoy it as a game, and don't use it to judge a real friend.

You and the friend under your umbrella

Typeza shows what to expect between two people: what makes each of you laugh, where you pull apart and where you click. Start with the free personality test. Then invite the friend who shares your umbrella and compare your types.

Questions people ask

What are some funny spring jokes for adults?

"You know it's spring when your neighbor starts mowing at seven on a Saturday morning. By eight the whole street is mowing so nobody looks lazy." For a rainy day, try "My umbrella and I have an arrangement. I carry it all week, and it stays home on the one day it rains."

What is a good spring joke for work?

"Why did the April rain cloud get a gold star at work? It didn't miss a single day." It's short and clean, and it works in any office in April.

What is a good March joke?

"Can February march? No, but April may." Ask the first half, wait for a guess, then give the answer.

Where can I find April Fools pranks?

This page sticks to the season and the weather. For pranks, April Fools pranks has ideas that keep everyone laughing, the person on the other end included.

Written by Virko Kask, founder of Typeza
Written with the help of AI tools.