Days and wishes
The right words for birthdays, anniversaries and the days that matter. Find a wish or a plan that makes someone you love feel special.

Birthday jokes: puns, dad jokes and one-liners for a friend's birthday
Birthday jokes for anyone: birthday dad jokes, puns, corny one-liners, jokes for Dad and for a friend, and short lines for when the cake comes out.
7 min read

Christmas jokes: clean dad jokes and Santa jokes for the family table
Clean Christmas jokes for adults: dad jokes, Santa, reindeer, elf and snowman jokes, tree and December jokes, and a few so bad they come back to good.
7 min read

Father's Day jokes: dad jokes for the day he gets to hear them back
Father's Day jokes from grown-up kids: kind dad puns and one-liners about his thermostat, parking, garage and naps, plus dad jokes he'll tell back.
6 min read

Mother's Day jokes for grown-up kids to tell Mom
Mother's Day jokes for grown-up kids: kind mom puns and one-liners about her calls, packing, advice and group chat, plus the lines moms repeat.
6 min read

New Year's jokes: puns, dad jokes and resolution jokes for adults
New Year's jokes for adults: countdown jokes, New Year puns, dad jokes, jokes about the wrong year in January and resolution jokes about your own list.
7 min read

Thanksgiving jokes: turkey, dad jokes and puns for the grown-up table
Thanksgiving jokes for adults: turkey jokes, dad jokes, puns and one-liners about the long table and the leftovers, kind enough for three generations.
7 min read

Valentine's Day when you're single, and how to make it a day you enjoy
What to do on Valentine's Day when you're single: plans for a good day alone, small rituals, Singles Awareness Day on February 15, and what to tell family.
6 min read

Valentine's Day messages to text your partner, your spouse and friends
Valentine's Day texts and voice notes for a new or long relationship, your wife or husband, long distance and friends, plus how to write your own.
7 min read

Anniversary captions for your couple photo, from year one to twenty
Anniversary captions for your couple photo: short, funny and cute lines for year one, five, ten and twenty, plus captions for a husband or wife.
6 min read

Aunt and uncle names: what your nieces and nephews call you
Aunt names and uncle names, from Auntie and Unc to cute nicknames and words in other languages, plus how to pick one a grown niece will still use.
6 min read

Bride speech: what to say to your partner and your guests, with examples
What to say in a bride speech: who to thank and in what order, lines about your partner, two examples, speaking together and how it differs from vows.
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Cute things to say to your boyfriend or girlfriend on an ordinary day
Cute things to say to your boyfriend or girlfriend, sorted by the small moments of a day, from the minute they walk in to the minute before sleep.
5 min read

Engagement announcement: who to tell first, and captions that fit you
Just engaged? Who to tell first, how to tell parents and close friends before you post, and engagement captions that sound like the two of you.
6 min read

Farewell messages for a coworker, by how well you know them
Farewell messages for a coworker who is leaving: lines for someone you barely know, a desk neighbor, a work friend, a remote colleague and your boss.
7 min read

Good night texts for her and for him, from one line to a paragraph
Good night texts for your partner: one-liners, sweet messages for her, lines to make him smile, flirty and funny ones, and a longer message.
7 min read

Funny group chat names for friends, and who plays which part
Funny, short and sweet group chat names for friends, sorted by the kind of group, plus the parts people play in a friend chat and why they play them.
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Paragraphs for her: long love messages, by the moment you send them
Love paragraphs for her, sorted by the moment you send them: just because, after a good day, a hard week, before an anniversary, or for happy tears.
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Paragraphs for him: long love messages for your boyfriend
Long paragraphs for your boyfriend, sorted by how long you've been together, plus deep love messages and a few to make him cry happy tears.
6 min read

Wedding captions for the couple and for the guests
Wedding captions for your photos: just married and funny lines for the couple, wedding date captions, and captions for guests at a friend's wedding.
6 min read

Wedding MC: what the master of ceremonies does, says and when
What a wedding MC does: introductions, the order of speeches, keeping time and a late start, with short lines to say and which friend suits the job.
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Wedding officiant script: what to say when you lead a friend's wedding
A wedding officiant script for a civil ceremony: the order, what to say at each step, a full sample, the couple's story and how to choose your officiant.
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Wedding speeches: who speaks, in what order and for how long
Who gives speeches at a wedding, the usual order, how long each one runs, how to start and end, and a short guide to each speaker's role.
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Words to describe your boyfriend or girlfriend, by who they are
Words to describe your boyfriend or girlfriend, sorted by what they're like, each with what it means and a line that shows how to use it.
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Work anniversary messages for a coworker, from year one to twenty
Work anniversary messages for a coworker: what to write for one, five, ten or twenty years, for a work friend, a quiet colleague or your team.
7 min read

50th birthday wishes for a friend, a sibling or the one you married
50th birthday wishes for a friend, partner, sister, brother or grown son, with funny lines that don't sting and short wishes for a 30th and 40th.
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60th birthday wishes for a friend, a partner, a parent or a sibling
60th birthday wishes for a friend, your husband or wife, your mom or dad and a sister or brother, with witty lines that leave the age alone.
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Belated birthday wishes: what to write when you missed the day
Belated birthday wishes for a friend, your sister or brother, a partner or a coworker: a one-line sorry, a warm wish and funny lines for a late text.
6 min read

Birthday wishes for a coworker, from a quick line to the group card
Birthday wishes for a coworker you barely know, one you see every day and a work friend, plus lines for the group card, funny ones and late wishes.
7 min read

Congratulations messages for a new job, promotion, new home or big news
Congratulations messages for a friend or relative with a new job, a promotion, a new home or big personal news, with short, funny and warm lines.
6 min read

Engagement wishes: what to write in an engagement card
Engagement wishes and card messages from friends and family, sorted by the kind of couple, plus a short toast, cute sayings and what to leave out.
8 min read

Father's Day messages for your dad, husband, brother and friends
Father's Day messages for your dad, your husband, a brother, a friend who's a dad and your father-in-law, plus short texts, card lines and funny ones.
7 min read

Happy birthday, granddaughter: wishes for the woman she's become
Birthday wishes for a grown granddaughter from Grandma, Grandpa or both: lines for her 18th, 21st or 30th, a new job, a move, a wedding year and texts.
6 min read

Happy New Year wishes for friends, family and your partner
Happy New Year wishes and messages for friends, family, your partner and anyone far away, from short midnight texts to longer lines for a card.
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In-law days: Daughter-in-Law, Mother-in-Law and Son-in-Law Day
When Mother-in-Law Day, Daughter-in-Law Day, Son-in-Law Day and Father-in-Law Day fall, where calendars disagree, and easy ways to mark each one.
5 min read

Mother's Day messages for your mom, wife, sister and friends
Mother's Day messages for your mom, wife, sister, a friend who's a mom, your mother-in-law and an aunt, plus funny lines and texts for far away.
7 min read

Thinking of you messages for a friend, a partner or family
Thinking of you messages for a friend, your partner or family, for an ordinary day or a hard week, with short, funny and good morning lines.
6 min read

Best man speech: how to write one that fits your friend or brother
How to write a short best man speech: who you are, one good story, what the couple brings out in each other, and sample lines for a friend or a brother.
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Happy birthday, my love: wishes for a boyfriend or girlfriend
Birthday wishes for your boyfriend or girlfriend, by the kind of partner: the planner, the joker, the quiet one, the far-away one, plus longer paragraphs.
7 min read

Birthday wishes for your husband or wife, by the kind of partner
Birthday wishes for your husband or wife: morning texts, card lines and words at dinner for the quiet one, the joker, the planner and the no-fuss spouse.
8 min read

Happy birthday wishes for your in-laws, from sister to son-in-law
Birthday wishes for a sister-in-law, brother-in-law, mother-in-law, father-in-law, son-in-law or daughter-in-law, and how warm to sound when it's new.
6 min read

Brothers Day: when it is, and how to celebrate your brother as adults
Brothers Day is May 24 in the US. How grown brothers and sisters can mark it with one small thing done together and one message that suits him.
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Father of the bride speech: what to say about your daughter
How to write a father of the bride speech: one story about your grown daughter, a welcome for the groom's family, how long to speak and when.
7 min read

Father of the groom speech, and the rehearsal dinner toast
When the father of the groom speaks, what to cover in three minutes, how to welcome the bride and her family, a sample and how each type of dad speaks.
6 min read

Funny Valentine's messages: light lines for partners and friends
Funny Valentine's messages about chores, stolen snacks, snoring and the remote, plus corny puns, jokes for friends and lines for the happily single.
6 min read

Granddaughters Day and Grandsons Day: what to tell a grown grandchild
Granddaughters Day and Grandsons Day are informal days in late September. What a grandparent can tell a grown grandchild, with lines for each.
6 min read

Happy birthday, cousin: wishes for close cousins and far-off ones
Happy birthday wishes for a cousin who feels like a sibling, one you see at weddings, one far away or one you found again, for a card, text or caption.
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Happy birthday, niece or nephew: wishes for the grown-up ones
Birthday wishes for a grown niece or nephew from an aunt, an uncle or a family friend, for the new flat, the one who calls for advice and the one abroad.
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Happy birthday, son: wishes for a grown son, by the kind of man he is
Birthday wishes for a grown son from Mom or Dad, for his 18th, 21st, 30th or 40th, sorted by the kind of man he is, with short lines and a longer letter.
6 min read

How to write wedding vows that sound like you, by type
How to write wedding vows in your own words: what goes in, how long, how to start and end, sample promises, saying them aloud, and how each type writes.
8 min read

Maid of honor speech: what to say for your sister or best friend
How to write a maid of honor speech for your sister or best friend: one story, sample lines, how long to talk, and how to start and end it well.
6 min read

National Aunt and Uncle Day: thanking the aunt or uncle who shaped you
National Aunt and Uncle Day is July 26. How a grown niece or nephew can thank the aunt or uncle who shaped them, with lines to send on the day.
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National Cousins Day: when it is, and the cousins you grew up with
National Cousins Day is July 24 every year. Who counts as a cousin, ways to reconnect with the ones you grew up with, card lines and short lines to post.
6 min read

National Siblings Day: what to send your brother or sister on April 10
National Siblings Day is April 10. What to send a grown brother or sister, from a one-minute text to a whole afternoon, plus lines to post.
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What to write in a thank you card, for every kind of person
What to write in a thank you card: a three-line formula, then lines for a gift, a wedding, help with a move, a visit, a meal and birthday wishes.
8 min read

What to write in a wedding card, by how well you know the couple
What to write in a wedding card: four short parts, then messages from close friends, family, neighbors, plus-ones and guests who can't attend.
6 min read

Wife Appreciation Day: when it is, and how to thank her her way
Wife Appreciation Day, or National Wife Day, is the third Sunday of September. Ways to thank her that fit the wife she is, plus lines for a card.
7 min read

6 month anniversary: does it count, and how to mark it your way
Does a 6 month anniversary count? What half a year together says about a couple, ways to mark it that suit you both, and small gifts that fit.
5 min read

Wedding anniversary wishes for a couple you love
Anniversary wishes for a couple you love: lines for newlyweds, the long married, funny pairs, homebodies and adventurers, plus 10th, 25th and 50th.
6 min read

Anniversary wishes for your husband or wife, for a text, card or toast
Anniversary wishes for your husband or wife: short texts and card lines for year one, the early years and ten or more, sorted by what your spouse likes.
7 min read

Birthday wishes for a daughter who's all grown up
Birthday wishes for your grown daughter from Mom, Dad or both, for a card, a text or a toast, grouped by the kind of woman she has become.
6 min read

Birthday wishes for mom, by the kind of mom she is
Birthday wishes for mom from her grown child, by the kind of mom she is: warm, funny, in charge, calm or adventurous. Short texts and longer card lines.
7 min read

Happy birthday wishes for your sister, from the one who knows her best
Happy birthday wishes for your grown sister from a brother or sister: short texts and card lines for the older, younger, twin, funny or faraway sister.
7 min read

Cute love notes: short ideas to leave for your partner
Short, cute love notes for your partner: thank-yous, inside jokes, small plans, notes for a hard day, where to hide them, and why some keep every one.
7 min read

Father's Day ideas: things to do with your dad, by what he enjoys
Father's Day ideas for grown kids: outdoor activities, projects, quiet plans and new experiences, by the kind of dad yours is, plus what to say to him.
7 min read

Friendsgiving: how to host one your whole friend group enjoys
What Friendsgiving is, when to hold it, how to host one where every friend has a part, what to bring if you can't cook, and games for the table.
8 min read

Galentine's Day: what it is, and ideas for every kind of friend group
What Galentine's Day is, why it falls on February 13, where the name came from, and ideas for old friends, new friends, busy friends and friends far away.
8 min read

Good morning texts for your partner, by the way they wake up
Good morning texts for your partner, sorted by how they wake up: the early bird, the slow riser, the joker, the plain talker and the one far away.
7 min read

Grandparents Day: when it is, and ways to celebrate your grandparents
When Grandparents Day is, how it started, and ways to celebrate your grandparents as a grown grandchild, sorted by the kind of person each one is.
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Happy birthday, aunt: wishes for every kind of aunt in your life
Happy birthday wishes for your aunt from a grown niece or nephew, for the fun aunt, the wise one, a second mom or an aunt by marriage, plus card ideas.
6 min read

Happy birthday, brother: wishes from a sister or a brother who knows him
Happy birthday wishes for a grown brother: texts and card lines for the quiet fixer, the joker, the protector, the traveler and the one you argue with.
6 min read

Happy birthday, Dad: wishes by the kind of dad he is
Happy birthday wishes for your dad from a grown son or daughter, for a text, a card or a toast, sorted by the kind of dad he is.
8 min read

Happy birthday, Grandma: wishes from a grown grandchild
Happy birthday wishes for your grandma from a grown grandchild, for a text, card, call or toast, by the kind of grandma she is, plus her 80th and 90th.
7 min read

Happy birthday, grandson: wishes from a grandparent to a grown grandson
Birthday wishes for a grown grandson from Grandma or Grandpa: card lines and letters for his 18th, 21st, 30th or 40th, a new home, a wedding or a baby.
6 min read

Holiday traditions for grown-ups: keep, blend or start your own
Holiday traditions for adults: what couples, grown siblings and friends keep, how to blend two families' Christmas Eve habits, and which to start.
7 min read

Husband Appreciation Day: when it is, and how to thank him his way
Husband Appreciation Day is the third Saturday of April. Ways to thank him by what he values most: kind words, your time, a hand with things or quiet.
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International Men's Day: when it is, and how to thank the men you love
International Men's Day is November 19 every year. Ways to thank your dad, brother, partner, grown son or friend by what he values most.
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Mother's Day ideas: things to do with your mom, by what she enjoys
Mother's Day ideas for grown children: things to do with your mom, sorted by the kind of mom she is, plus plans at home, from far away and one small gift.
7 min read

National Best Friends Day: when it is, and ideas for your best friend
National Best Friends Day is June 8. How it differs from Friendship Day and the UN day in July, plus ideas for every kind of best friend, near or far away.
7 min read

National Daughters Day: when it is, and how to celebrate a grown daughter
When National Daughters Day is (September 25 in the US, the fourth Sunday of September in India) and how to celebrate a grown daughter for who she is.
6 min read

National Girlfriend Day: when it is, for your friends and your partner
National Girlfriend Day is August 1. What the day means for women friends and for partners, and ideas for both, picked by personality.
6 min read

National Hugging Day: when it is, and huggers vs non-huggers
National Hugging Day is January 21. Where it comes from, why one friend loves hugs and another doesn't, and how to ask before you hug someone.
6 min read

National I Love You Day: when it is, and how to say it in their language
National I Love You Day is October 14 every year. How to say I love you to a partner, a parent, a grown child or a friend in the way they hear it best.
6 min read

National Middle Child Day: when it is and how to celebrate the middle one
National Middle Child Day is August 12. What the day is for, how grown siblings and parents can mark it, and why middle children differ so much by type.
6 min read

National Sisters Day: when it is, and ways to celebrate your sister
National Sisters Day is the first Sunday of August in the US. Who counts as a sister, and ways to celebrate her by the kind of sister she is.
6 min read

National Sons Day: when it is, and how to celebrate a grown son
When National Sons Day is (March 4 and September 28 in the US) and how to celebrate a grown son by the kind of man he is.
6 min read

National Spouses Day: when it is, and small ways to celebrate each other
National Spouses Day is January 26. Small ways for married and long-term couples to celebrate each other at home, picked by who your spouse is.
7 min read

National Ugly Sweater Day: how to celebrate with friends and your partner
When National Ugly Sweater Day is, how to throw a party at home, contest categories, how to make an ugly sweater, games, food and a night in for two.
6 min read

New Year's Eve ideas for couples and friends, by what you enjoy
What to do on New Year's Eve at home or somewhere quiet: ideas for couples and friends who love a party, a long talk, calm, making things or fresh air.
10 min read

Nicknames for dad, by the kind of dad he is
Nicknames for dad by the kind of dad he is, from the fixer to the grill master, plus slang, contact names for his phone and dad in other languages.
6 min read

Nicknames for your girlfriend that fit who she is
Cute nicknames and pet names for your girlfriend, grouped by the kind of woman she is, plus how to pick one she'll keep and the names to avoid.
7 min read

Nicknames for mom that fit her personality
Nicknames for mom sorted by the kind of mom she is, sweet, funny, calm, in charge or adventurous, plus contact names and mom in other languages.
7 min read

Your parents' anniversary: gift ideas and what to write in the card
Anniversary gift ideas for parents, sorted by what they enjoy together, plus card messages for any year, the 25th, 40th and 50th, and a small party.
8 min read

Reasons why I love you: ideas, and how to write ones that fit your partner
Reasons why I love you, grouped by how your partner treats you, who they are, their small habits and what you've shared, plus how to write your own list.
7 min read

Sweetest Day: what it is, when it is, and ideas for your person
Sweetest Day is the third Saturday of October. Where it comes from, whether it's for men or women, and small gestures that fit your partner's personality.
5 min read

Things to do for your anniversary, by what you both enjoy
Anniversary ideas sorted by what you love as a couple: adventure, quiet at home, memories or something new, plus first and long-married anniversaries.
9 min read

Valentine's Day ideas for couples, from a quiet night to a day trip
Valentine's Day ideas for couples, grouped by what you both enjoy: a quiet night in, going out, a small adventure, or making something together.
6 min read

What to say in a Christmas card: lines for a partner, family and friends
What to say in a Christmas card: one simple formula, then lines for your partner, parents, grown kids, siblings, grandparents, friends and neighbors.
9 min read

What to write in a birthday card for a friend, old or new, near or far
What to write in a birthday card for a friend, for the old friend, the funny one, the one far away, a new friend and a friend in a hard year.
8 min read

What to write in a Valentine's Day card, for your partner and friends
What to write in a Valentine's Day card, sorted by how long you've been together and what your partner likes to hear, plus short lines for friends.
6 min read

Words to describe your dad, by the kind of dad he is
Adjectives and words to describe a father, from calm and funny to steady, caring and demanding, each with a line to put in a card or a toast.
7 min read

Words to describe your mom, grouped by the kind of mom she is
Words and adjectives to describe your mom, sorted by the kind of mom she is, each with an example line to use in a card, a toast or a speech.
7 min read

World Smile Day: when it is, and small ways to make someone smile
World Smile Day is the first Friday of October. Where it came from, how it differs from National Smile Day, and small ways to make a friend smile.
6 min read

Best friend nicknames that fit your friend's personality
Cute, funny and unique best friend nicknames, names for a guy best friend, contact names and group names, plus which nickname suits which friend.
5 min read

Family group chat names, and the roles in every family chat
Funny, sweet, sibling and cousin family group chat names, sorted by mood, plus the roles people play in every family chat and why they play them.
6 min read

Friendiversary: what it means, and how to celebrate your friendship
What a friendiversary is, how to find the date, and ways to mark it that suit a quiet friend, a busy one, a faraway one or a friend from school.
7 min read

Grandma and grandpa names, sorted by the kind of grandparent you are
Grandma and grandpa names sorted by personality: classic, fun, stylish, gentle and from other languages, plus how to pick the one that suits you.
7 min read

Nicknames for your boyfriend that fit his personality
Cute nicknames for your boyfriend, grouped by personality: calm, funny, sweet, bold and clever, plus contact names and matching names for couples.
6 min read

Words to describe a friend, and how to describe your best friend
Words and adjectives to describe a friend, grouped by the kind of friend they are, words for a friendship, and how to describe your best friend in a card.
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